$640.00 for a dead dog ??????

A guy walks into the bar really depressed. The bartender asks him what his problem is. "My dog just died today and the damn vet charged me $640.00.


" The bartender says "Wow, that is pretty high. What did the vet do?"

"Not much. I bring the dog in there and tell him 'You gotta help him, Doc, this is the best dog I ever had.'


The vet pokes at him for a few minutes and says' I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.


' I say 'Come on, Doc, this is my best dog, there's gotta be something you can do.' The vet says 'OK, we can try one more thing.'


He goes over to this cage and grabs this cat and brings it over to the dog and swings it around the dog's head. The vet says 'Sorry, but he's gone. That'll be $640.00.

' I said 'What! $640.00 to declare the dog dead?


' He says 'Yeah. $40.00 for the office visit and $600.00 for the CAT scan.'


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